I'm A Tooth Fairy

That's right, you read it crystal clear. The title says it all.
A tooth fairy I am, & this is how I roll :)

Wings of fire. Black fire. Whooo.

Usually around 10 p.m. I would stand by my Pillow-Got-Tooth device, that'll receive waves of information from the pillows of kids around the world that detect a tooth under them. By then, it would have already been pass bedtime for children worldwide. That marks my time to rock the airs on my air-board (like in Back To The Future *winks*).

Tooth planted under pillow, my time to shine.

As I traverse the air I'm free to let my wings out for stability, coz the wings are a trend among the tooth fairies, you see. Tooth fairies have got passion for fashion too. Uh-huh. It takes me up at most, 5 feet high, enough to fly off if seen by anyone. That's why I have the air board to go higher & faster, my gnarly form of transportation ;)

Tooth fairy in Converse baby! Whoots !

On my way to the first house, I reach for the Show Stopper Switch in my right pocket. *Click* And the time stops, the world freezes, stopping by means of a freeze-frame mechanism. The world is still & silent, not a sound, only my swift movement in & out of each house sheltering a child's fallen tooth. Each tooth is replaced with some money & a piece of candy, coz I'm cool like that ;)

When I'm done, the Show Stopper Switch is clicked again, and everything goes back to normal. Still the same time from when it was stopped. Nothing different from before, only a whole lot of kids who are delighted with their extra filled pillows. I return home, continue my awesome human life, looking forward to the nights to come.

I love my job. My gadgets, the Pillow-Got-Tooth detector, Air-board & Show Stopper switch never ceases to do me justice. Life's good. What can I say. I'm a Tooth Fairy :)

Till then ♥